My friend Torey just sent me this hilarious YouTube video about how tough the mean streets of Arlington, VA are. For those unfamiliar with east coast geography, Arlington is just outside of D.C. and is a bedroom community for the city. My roommate Vanessa is moving to D.C. soon to attend law school in Arlington, VA; hopefully she is prepared for the rough streets of Arlington. You never know how those german-car-driving soccer moms will act on their way to Whole Foods and Williams & Sonoma.
Fast forward to the 1:25 mark for the gluten reference.